18th May, Saturday (11:41pm) Reblog ↬Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator.
Pics or it didn’t happen
His name is T.I.
He brought me flowers.
Obligatory outdoor photos.
Here I am, introducing him to friends.
A close-up shot of his dashing visage.
My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine imported silk.
18th May, Saturday (6:08pm) Reblog ↬I’m having an asthma attack omg this is perfect
one of the few things on tumblr I genuinely find hilarious
18th May, Saturday (5:20pm) Reblog ↬Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
Hahahahahahahaahahahaha
Why promote a company but not add a link?
Now that’s just cool.
14th May, Tuesday (11:29pm) Reblog ↬






